RIDE no :: 136
The AGPU 2002
Sat 12th Oct Shepreth Station
Hares:: SlidingBollocks & PertBlobs
I have pleaded with Crabbo to insert this on the webshite. A BIG THANKYOU to you all, so overcome am I that the results from the free and fair vote held at some indeterminate time 12th Oct 02 have led to my investiture as Big Wheel; I tried so hard to become Baby-Minder! The rest of the Committee also extends their appreciation at being re-selected and coerced.
For my part (as a man of few words!) I am unsure what you expect. I would like to think you would let me know, so email me when you want to whine, let off steam or suggest ideas or names. I may not answer, but will take on board the obvious.
My first obvious task is to thank last year’s committee for their tireless dereliction of duty! A year in which we saw the hosting of Nash Bash, Checkpoint admirably controlling the site leaving Umplebore to strut his stuff – personally I don’t think he will make an accountant and should have let me at the ‘free beer’ on the Friday, which would have definitely ensured no surplus on the year!
Also thanks to SlidingBollocks as last years Big Wheel, October his finest hour setting the trail from afar, whilst allowing his co-hare PertBlobs to return to the warmth to cook a most delightful repast having also volunteered Bruce and Helen to help, then running the AgPoo without reference to an agenda! I hope he cleared up in the morning!
On a more serious note I am aware this is an outfit without rules but as a few seem to carry out most of the tasks (as in any club), make it easy for the committee – volunteer to set a trail. It will free up Kinky to take Thumper out. We always struggle on ride reports, our current incumbent scribe Schoolboy’sDream will be chasing you to fill her filofax – so supply her with photos and jokes, and her task becomes easier.
Who has got the Boot? StickyFingers needs to strut her stuff.
Me??? I aim to take it easy leaving everything to Tandem (Mummy’sBoy), drink beer and dream of Portugal and Stiffkey.
We, after sitting on top of BashCash (you see fat boys have a part to play!), have a vague plan to use his ill-gotten gains to fund camping, beer and BBQ at Stiffkey probably in June or July and not necessarily a randomly active weekend! I have also volunteered to lay the Saturday trail with Umplebore and suspect Kinky will lean on us for a shorter Sunday trail.
So ‘Here’s to the committee they are blue’ and another years aimless Bashing!
Forward notice – December will be in full seasonal dress.
On!On!
MrBossy (aka BigWheel)
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