Great ride – no wind and no hills! The trail took us through the Bishop’s Palace with beautiful views of Ely Cathedral and we even managed to run down a dog-walking bishop! We continued through the outskirts of Ely to Witchford where Mr Bossy, Antar, and Kermit cycled straight past the CRABs beer stop kindly provided by Jellybean and Nina. The smell of beer soon brought them back! Passing rape fields Mr Bossy invited Struth for a “bare-bosomed romp” with David (Kinky) Bailey to record the event in the “best possible taste”: she declined. Lunch was at Gorilla and Chimp‘s 3rd favourite pub – the Kings Head at Wilburton. It was great to see old friends again, let’s hope they’ll be on their bikes next time.
The post lunch trail took us out into the Fens and alongside the river where we were entertained by Mr Bossy, Antar, Jim and Talking Bollocks‘ river crossing. Hopefully our resident photographer will have the evidence. There were plenty of fallers this week: Nick (virgin basher) 2; TongueJob 2; Jim 1. Mr Bossy once again had trouble with his forks.
After a rather devious route we all managed to regroup for down downs. Beers were awarded to: Hares – Pert Blobs and Crabbo for a brilliant trail; Returners – Antar and Kermit (also for new shoelaces – a CRABs variation ); Bondage – TongueJob and HeadGirl – They were late for the trail as Drew (he who must be blamed) had forgotten the key for their bike lock and they had to have it hacked apart; Depravity – Mr Bossy for jelly baby abuse; Ineptitude – Struth for not controlling Mr Bossy ( could anyone!); Helpfulness – Kinky for collecting money for the Nash Bash; Sliding Bollocks – a name change for Talking Bollocks for his stylish rope walk.
Finally a joke from Christie: What goes tick tick woof woof? A watch Dog
On!On!
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